Monetize: The true definition

 Monetize (v)

To make money out of what other people do. To delude oneself that one is part of the capitalist class without creating equity or investing either money or sweat.


Economics: The true definition

Economics (n)

A set of reverse intelligence tests designed to weed people with intellectual discipline and capabilities out of the academic field. The higher the level at which economics is studied, the more studied and contrived the cognitive dissonance contained within.